11 Oct 09

A Blocked Writer

Two stories I’m having trouble getting off the ground:

A dramatization of the James Harvey/Andy Warhol situation. James Harvey was an abstract expressionist painter who worked as a graphic designer. For his work , he designed the Brillo Box that Andy Warhol made the centerpiece of his first show and made him famous. Primarily for positing that even something like a Brillo Box could be art if displayed properly.

A theatre piece consisting of four interlocking monologues, structured as a musical fugue would be. Different voices coming in at different times, starting even with the identical words before going to different but thematically related places. This piece could be presented with multiple headphones available to audience members, thus playing with the idea of relinquishing control of audience attention in the theatre.

28 Sep 09

An iHole

Things I use the Notes function in my iPhone to keep track of, with examples of each.

Celebrity sightings:

Bars I have enjoyed. Room 18.

Christmas gift ideas. The Ghost Whisperer (for Dad).

Books to try to schmooze a free copy of at ALA:

Restaurants I would like to check out. Chinatown Ice Cream Factory.

Cryptic-to-indecipherable germs of story ideas. R.D. Laing/Robots.

Stuff to do with my Mom next time she visits NYC.

26 Sep 09

An Art Historian

Though I can think of few things that are more indulgent and indicative of my insulated economic place in the First World, I spend a lot of time worrying about art’s place in society. Specifically the visual arts, which have a longer history than music and theatre, and thus can illuminate societal trends in a more thorough way.

As someone fundamentally seeking adulation, appropriate credit is often on my mind. Women, glorification, your name ringing down through the ages. Who wouldn’t want to be Picasso? The closest current equivalent: Thomas Kinkade.

Since the vast majority of artists struggle to make a living, what would I do if I were possessed with an extraordinary talent for such things? The answer, sadly, is graphic design and advertising. What modern painting has the cultural resonance of the iPod? An animator for Pixar has more eyes on his work that enter the Met in a year. There is just as much talent as there ever has been, but the idea of the singular artist has passed us by.

This is actually an interesting return to the structure of the arts in the past. Homer was famously unknown, and the religious art of the early millennium was fashioned anonymously in the service of the Church. Vasari and the Renaissance created the idea of the Genius to be worshipped for his unique abilities.

The truly talented were once working anonymously in the service of God, and now they are working anonymously in the service of capitalism. It is the brief period beginning in the Renaissance and ending with the final throes of post-Romanticism and modernism that was the strange time in society.

If I were a smarter person, I would write a nice little book about just this. Published by Cambridge University Press.

05 May 09

A Misanthrope

Things that I forcibly ignored while future Nobel-laureate Salman Rushdie was reading an amazing unpublished story about big themes like age and death:

A woman loudly pouring and then shoving orange Tic-Tacs into her mouth.
A man compulsively checking his phone to see if Sox-Yankees was rained out.
Flash cameras specifically prohibited by the introducer.
An old couple putting on their rain ponchos and puttering out after 30 minutes.
The kid next to me staring at the ass of the girl two rows up.
My own growing intolerance of humanity.

04 May 09

A Cable Customer

Actually, Mike D. has not become a cable customer. He would, though, if there was cable a la carte. The ESPNs, Comedy Central, and the Sam-Waterston-looks-like-a-Muppet network would be all he needs. (TNT’s business model, as it only runs ads for The Closer, is the corporate equivalent of a perpetual motion machine.)

Right now he Hulus everything except for NBA League Pass Broadband, which is the best single investment any basketball fan could make and makes him happier than human contact ever has.

Why am I bringing this up? Why am I suddenly shifting to the first person? Because I just read a nice bit in a NYT blog called Bits that talks about the future of cable and their current business model. Read it here and dream of the day we don’t have to pay for Nancy Grace and American Chopper if we occasionally want to watch darts on ESPN2.

H/T: Snarkmarket.

03 May 09

A Number-Cruncher

Though this blog will not compete with fellow Lansing native Nate Silver, I thought I would share an amazing and disturbing economic statistic (it is my forgotten major).

On a world scale, stock-market turnover increased from 28% of world output in 1990 to 81% in 1998.

Nothing that hasn’t been said a billion times before, but the tripling of anything in a short time resembles nothing more than a gambler at a casino.

H/T: From Marxism to Post-Marxism?, by Goran Therborn

03 May 09

A Nerd About Town

Q: How did you spend your Saturday, Mike D.?

A: Funny you ask, I was going to blog about it.

1. Interviewing a promising potential roommate. Cleaning to Eponymous before she arrived — Driver 8 stuck in my head ever since.

2. Going to a panel on the future of the short story from the Pen World Voices Festival. Hate to say it, but having old, deaf people speaking in their third language is not conducive to panel discussions.

3. Watching Jessica Lange in a beautiful one-woman theater piece centered around a Catalan novel recommended by one of my favorite international literature resources.

4. Watching the second half of a disappointing Game 7. (Get Bill Simmons’s take on Game 6, one of the five greatest games of the past 20 years, here. The middle few paragraphs about this game as a defense of being a sports fan are worth your time.)

No wonder Rajon Rondo can’t shoot. Look at that form!

02 May 09

A Wikipedia Theorist

If Jorge Luis Borges were alive today, he would certainly be creating hoaxes on Wikipedia. I like to imagine the pages for Pierre Menard and Tlön, Uqbar not with “Plot Summary” and “Publication History” sections, but instead with reference links to both actual and false webpages.


The Colbert Nation tripling the elephant population or revealing Warren G. Harding’s middle name (Gangsta) is all good fun, but future scholars are going to discover dusty corners of the web (even though webs don’t have corners and digital creations can’t get dusty) where someone is pursuing Borges’s ideas to their logical endpoint.

Borges, Old and Blind

02 May 09

A Blogger for the Second Time

As I’m the only person you know who has been dooced (good story that can’t be told on the web—set aside 45 minutes and buy me a drink), you should add this to your RSS Reader. The title of this blog is a sly nod toward the title of that ill-fated creation.

Haphazard observations and potential catastrophes to follow.